Hey, remember a week or so again when that Qantas stewardess (Lisa Robertson) swore on her life that she'd never, ever had sexual relations with Ralph Fiennes on an airplane?
Well, unsurprisingly, Lisa (who looks remarkably like Felicity Huffman) has changed her story, and proves that she's exactly the kind of girl who will hump your brains out on an airplane…and then tell every tabloid reader in the U.K. about it.
Best Quote:
I know some people will think it's disgusting. And I'm not proud of what I did - it was inappropriate behaviour. But I don't regret it. Ralph is gorgeous and the chemistry between us was amazing. What woman wouldn't want to make love with him?
[Editor's Note: The female half of Jossip's editorial staff would like to hereby assure our readers that she has no desire whatsoever to make love to Ralph Fiennes...regardless of the locale].
Runner-Up Best Quote:
'I was a bit shocked that he didn't wear a condom. Looking back, I think of it as dangerous behaviour and hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about AIDS.'
More noteworthy highlights and a Final Thought after the jump.
Noteworthy highlights:
• The dirty lavatory sex is referred to as "a passionate tryst"
• The dirty lavatory sex passionate tryst was later relocated to Fienne's lavish hotel room.
• Stewardess admits she was initially startstruck by Fiennes, which she concedes was "unprofessional."**
• Ralph Fiennes is a good lover, despite creepily staring intently throughout airplane lavatory lovemaking and refusing to wear protection.
• The author of the article notes that Lisa the Stewardess has a "sadness in her eyes"
• The author of the article wonders whether Fiennes took advantage of Lisa the Stewardess' aforementioned sadness, by nailing her mid-flight.
The Jossip editors think the author of the article might be projecting to make Lisa the Stewardess seem morelike a victim and less like a trampy flight attendant who willfully engages in sex acts with passengers.
**Also unprofessional? Having sex with Ralph Fiennes.
Editorial Director
now she has realised how much money she can make from this.She has hired a manager and they are saying in the press in here-Australia that she will earn about $400,000 for her story.
Um…hey Lisa, you let him shag you without a condom…you were as much a part of practicing unsafe sex as him.
Ralph Fiennes Gets Some Complimentary Mojo On TakeOff Plus Bonus Miles On Flight QF123—gotta admire the Work Ethic In The Toilet
– I guess bathroom sex is part of her $24,000 per year job. Check please.
Ba-Bye—Thank you for flying Qantas. Flight crew, you can now return your passengers to their upright positions.
Who knew someone like Ralph Fiennes was that sexually aggressive? Well, not many thought Britney Spears was not that innocent, until blog posts like this one alerted us to the fact that she, like many other celebrities, had a secret sex life:
http://www.damnimcute.com/hoeb.....ey-spears/
Sex without condoms beats all. Better than Nirvana. Sex was meant to be experienced this way.