Ugh, LC. What's to say about the unnecessary star of The Hills (season premiere next Monday you guys), except that she sucks and yet is endlessly fascinating the way the minutiae of those mean girls in high school were endlessly fascinating. Except those girls wore American Eagle or Abercrombie & Fitch and had run-down Toyotas, and LC has a $3,000 Chanel bag, and last season bought herself a house for $2.36 million dollars. MainStreet.com — the mix up of celebrity and finance — thinks "Being L.C." costs some serious change, but the hair, styling, clothing, and goodies are usually provided by MTV or marketers looking to attach themselves to her "brand," part of which involves getting dolled up enough to look gender-ambiguous.

Please stay on the other coast, LC; in New York, even the cast of Gossip Girl would knife you for charging nearly $200 for this literal sack of crap you call a clothing line.