The CP For 2008
'to LRH'
 

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If you know jack about Scientology, you know they love their acronyms. In the creepy clip from MSNBC about the creepy Tom Cruise Scientology video, Cruise points at a picture of L. Ron Hubbard and says, “To LRH.”

JHC, that struck us as weird. To LRH? As in what? Thanks LRH for KH and SC? For the MI franchise and my appearance on O?

But still, “To LRH” could work at a wedding, or more probably, the first round of PBRs at CC66 in GP. This could be the new “Making it count,” LdC’s toast from Titanic.

Everybody talks about Scientology, but nobody does anything about it. This is an answer: subtle mockery.

Initial definitions after the jump.

CP: Catchphrase
JHC: Jesus H. Christ
KH: Katie Holmes
SC: Suri Cruise
MI: Mission Impossible
O: Oprah
PBR: Pat's Blue Ribbon
CC66: CoCo66
GP: Greenpoint
LdC: Leonardo DiCaprio

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Comments (3)

No. 1 · Denise

Um, do you mean Pabst Blue Ribbon..?

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 9:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · rebecca

yeah, that's why I usually go by PBR.

Posted: Jan 17, 2008 at 9:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Jim Treacher

"To LRH? As in what?"

As in… L. Ron Hubbard?

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 1:41 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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