The Dark, Stormy Night When Oprah Gave Gayle Her Panties
 

Panties

Before there was Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, there was Oprah Winfrey and her "we're not gay" BFF Gayle King. But did you ever wonder how the two met? Apparently the whole story is unfolding on XM radio channel 156 right now. (We don't have XM radio, so we're just going to have to take our tipster's word that this is being aired.)

"When I was 22 years old and working as a TV anchor in Baltimore, there was a young production assistant in the newsroom, Gayle King. One night there was a snowstorm and she couldn't get home. I said 'Hey, you can spend the night at my house.' She said, 'I don't have any panties.' I said, "Well, I do. I have clean panties, and once I give 'em to you, you don't have to give 'em back.'"

What Oprah doesn't know is that Gayle still has the panties from that night. They've never been washed. And sometimes, she goes into her dresser drawer, take them out, sniffs them, hugs them, and cries.

Comments (0)

No. 1 · cujokay

What a strange thing to say. Okay, this kind of stuff is not helping their cause. Most women would say "I don't have a change of clothes" or "May I borrow something to wear". Never in my life; and I've been caught in a few blizzards/snowstorms, have I specifically requested another woman's panties! That is just ewwww! Come on, most panties are made of nylon, silk, spandex or some other EASILY-washed fabric. We're not talking denim here. I would always prefer to wash and wear my own panties, thank you very much.

Posted: Jul 21, 2006 at 5:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Sally Bubbles

Oprah is lesbian.

Posted: Jul 23, 2006 at 8:25 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · bebe

Why al the hoopla? Who cares? They say they aren't and Oprah has Steadman and Gayle is divorced and looking to date. Oprah is merely addressing all that comes her way.

Posted: Jul 24, 2006 at 11:46 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Amanda Conatser

i love oprah, gay or not. but the panty thing is a bit strange. either way, i will always love oprah.

Posted: Jul 25, 2006 at 1:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Amanda Conatser

i love oprah, gay or not. but the panty thing is a bit strange. either way, i will always love oprah.

Posted: Jul 25, 2006 at 1:20 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Kat

Is GULLIBLE printed across your forehead??? This is just some made up story! How would anyone know about that incidence (if it even happened), and after 25 years or so, how would they remember exactly what they said, if they even said it! ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!! You are ALL gullible. If you really believe they are lesbian I have a brand new never before used 1966 corvette to sell you for a dollar.

Posted: Jul 28, 2006 at 7:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Kat

Is GULLIBLE printed across your forehead??? This is just some made up story! How would anyone know about that incidence (if it even happened), and after 25 years or so, how would they remember exactly what they said, if they even said it! ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!! You are ALL gullible. If you really believe they are lesbian I have a brand new never before used 1966 corvette to sell you for a dollar.

Posted: Jul 28, 2006 at 7:02 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Kat

Is GULLIBLE printed across your forehead??? This is just some made up story! How would anyone know about that incidence (if it even happened), and after 25 years or so, how would they remember exactly what they said, if they even said it! ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!! You are ALL gullible. If you really believe they are lesbian I have a brand new never before used 1966 corvette to sell you for a dollar.

Posted: Jul 28, 2006 at 7:03 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Ben dover

I wouldn't mind cumming in Oprah's panties. I would do it in Gayle's panties as well.

Posted: Aug 10, 2006 at 10:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Ben dover

I wouldn't mind cumming in Oprah's panties. I would do it in Gayle's panties as well.

Posted: Aug 10, 2006 at 10:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Des

some of you people must be slow…read the bottom of that ridiculous article…gayle hugs them and sniffs them???…thats just some disgusting joke thats made up like the rest of the article…shes not gay and even if she was who cares..shes the greatest human being to ever live…

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 3:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · G. Asher

Ophra is not dealing with real life….as perfect as she may feel she is, she has never had to actually raise a family or have children….she is in a dream world, and if her friend Gail is part of her life, so be it.

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 at 4:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Anne

typicall woman ….envy envy

she is so normal as she can be

maybe she don't feel need to have babies beacurse she is so busy

but she live wet a man' for 20 years …stedman

Posted: Dec 28, 2006 at 10:28 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Poop

fecal stains her fecal stains…anal odor
period spots inside her crotch….armpit odor
urinated markings
crotch odor and a vomit breath….anal sweat

Posted: Dec 28, 2006 at 1:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Jill

poop, you are one sick poop

Posted: Dec 30, 2006 at 3:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · fantasy

i actually prefer those pple saying she's not gay to shut it. you're messing with my sweet fantasies of Gayle smelling & hugging those panties, and O walking on her. let's just say what happens after is in the lines of, "let the games begin"

Posted: Jan 1, 2007 at 11:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · fantasy

who cares if licks/sucks a full grown d!ck, or a primitive, was-to-be d!ck. if she likes & Steadman doesn't mind, good for them.

Posted: Jan 1, 2007 at 11:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · fantasy

who cares if she likes to lick/suck a full grown d!ck, or a primitive, was-to-be d!ck. if she likes it & Steadman doesn't mind, good for them.

Posted: Jan 1, 2007 at 11:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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