If you thought Bonnie Fuller's must-have list of tampons, razors, nylons, and thongs was a little much, well, it could be worse. Bon's desk drawer pales in comparison to dressing room demands of singer John Mayer.

• Four "soft head" toothbrushes
• A bottle of Listerine
• Two small tubes of mint-flavored toothpaste (Sensodyne or Tom's of Maine)
• Two packages of Altoids breath mints
• Four organic lip balms
• Gold Bond powder
• A copy of the New York Times
• One box of a "Kids Brand Cereal" (either Cap'n Crunch, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, or Cinnamin Toast Crunch)
• Two tubes of Krazy Glue

Krazy Glue? He should ask for some Krazy Pills, too while he's at it.

Oh yeah, and unlike the very gossipy, likely not to be true story about Hilary Duff's demands that her furniture match the wallpaper of her dressing room, The Smoking Gun actually has the contract, which includes dressing room demands.

John Mayer, Bruiseman [The Smoking Gun]