Have you heard the news? Only weeks after The Apprentice was found to be conspicuously absent from NBC's Fall upfront schedule, the Donald is already said to be working on a brand new reality show venture. The premise? Trashy—but still attractive—party girls (from the wrong side of the PATH train) are hauled off and sent to "charm school," where they receive stern discipline, presumably from improbably hot dominatrix-types.

'But who,' you ask, 'would ever air such a thing?'

Oh, try and act surprised. Go on, try it.