It helps that Star made a handy graphic out of the email from Laura Mallory Lane, the 20-year-old Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas who slept with Vince Vaughn and went on to tell all her friends about it. It's supposedly the email that finally forced Jen's reps to confirm she and Vince ended things – which Life & Style would like to remind you that they had the story first, along with a handful of backpeddling competitors – which lets Star slap "The Real Story" on their headline and let women everywhere continue to think Vince is a gentleman.

Here's hoping Laura enjoys being this week's Samantha Cole!