You know why employees shouldn't keep blogs? Because inevitably their employers will find them, read them, and use them against their underlings. It's the same reasoning why starlets shouldn't keep diaries: Because federal officials might raid the home of your scandal-plagued ex-boyfriend, confiscate your journals, and then use your words to prosecute him for fraud. Such is the new saga for Anne Hathaway, whose secret scribblings are now in the possession of the FBI. Why she left them at Raffaello Follieri's $37,500-a-month Trump Tower residence (that he didn't pay for out of his own pocket, of course), is anyone's guess. Let's just hope that the line, "Dear Diary, Raffaello is taking me on an all-expenses-paid holiday to St. Tropez" isn't followed by "and we hope Ron Burkle doesn't notice the charge."