Do you care who Maxim editors don’t want to sleep with? No? Well, they think you do. Which is why they slapped this wonderful list of un-fuckable women on television. Sure, one’s a cartoon, another is a teenager, and another is an Amy Sedaris caricature … but that doesn’t save anyone from the titles.
Nancy Grace is at number 1, with the rest of the countdown starting at 10. (We don’t really understand why they would rather do it with Christiane Amanpour over Tina Fey, but we’ll guess it’s the accent.)
10. Christiane Amanpour, CNN
9. Pam Grier, The L Word
8. Ugly Betty, Ugly Betty
7. Peggy Hill, King of the Hill
6. Fran Drescher, Living with Fran
5. Jerri Blank, Strangers With Candy
4. Tina Yothers, Celebrity Fit Club 4
3. Tina Fey, 30 Rock
2. Calamity Jane, Deadwood
In other news, most women admit to not wanting to sleep with Jimmy Jellinek or Chris Wilson.
TV’s Least Appealing Ladies [Maxim]
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MSNBC reports “A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor who committed suicide. Lori Drew of suburban St. Louis allegedly helped create a false-identity MySpace account to contact Megan Meier, who thought she was chatting with a 16-year-old boy named Josh Evans. Josh didn’t exist. Megan hanged herself at home in October 2006 after receiving cruel messages, including one stating the world would be better off without her.” This is one of the same types of crimes Nancy Grace did against the late Melinda Duckett, and Nancy and CNN are alleged to have paid out tens-of-millions in dollars to settle this lawsuit against them. With a ordered-contingency against discussing the crimes of Nancy Grace in this case, CNN was not able to respond to MSNBC’s repeated requests for further comments and explanations. Nancy should definitely be in prison for these and other crimes she has committed against real victims. Click on the Link to help give Nancy a hand.