By now you've surely heard the story of NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak, who found herself at the center of a live triangle after allegedly trying to kidnap (and/or murder) another woman who her love interest – a NASA pilot – was diggin'. If you didn't read about it in the papers, no worries, you've got cable news to feed you tabloid-level father. And as TVNewser gathered, they all had their different way of spinning things in the chyrons.

It's perplexing, though, to see this one missing from the list: "That bitch is crazy."