New Year's Eve is rapidly approaching, which means all your favorite publications are racing to release their annual listicle retrospectives. And really, what better way to end out the year than by taking a look back, in list-form, at what made 2006 so special?

The list epidemic happens every December, but this year we've made it our mission to uncover a few categories that ought to be included but, for whatever completely rational reason, didn't make the cut.

After exhaustively reading everything from Slate's "Five Best Political Moments" to the Wall Street Journal's "Best (and Worst) Ads" to Radar's "Top 5 Most Pretentious Looks," we're prepared to submit our own contribution: A Top 10 List of Lists They Should've Had. In no particular order:

1. Life-Ruining Obvious Blind Items, and The Lives They Subsequently Ruined

2. The Most-Read Articles With the Words "Underage," "Sexual," and "Massage" that Had Nothing To Do with Jeffrey Epstein

3. Women Willing to Go On Record as Saying They Would "Consider" Dating K-Fed

4. Persons Fired From More Than One Media Company's 2006 Round of Layoffs

5. Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan Keeps Getting Peer-Pressured Into Drinking (Reason #16: Virgin Strawberry Daiquiris just "aren't as cool")

6. The Best Pop Songs of 2006 Featuring Lyrics About Gift-Wrapped Male Genetalia

7. People Victimized By Victims' Rights Advocate Nancy Grace

8. Persons With Races, Ethnicities that Judith Regan Has Not Yet Made Butt of Joke, Offensive Comment

9. People With Functioning, High-Speed Internet Connections Who Have Not Seen Britney Spears' Vagina*

10. Reasons Why, If You're Going to Go on a Crazy, Racist Tirade, You Shouldn't Make It Public

(* Denotes a list truncated to only eight persons, because that's all the people in the country who qualified.)