Did you watch the Grammy's this year?
Yeah, we didn't either.
But if we had, we would've seen the Dixie Chicks getting top honors for their suddenly popular we-hate-President-Bush music, Beyonce getting completely shafted (Oscars, anyone?) and Carrie Underwood inexplicably taking home the award for Tony Romo's Jock Support Best New Artist.
Okay, okay, we know we promised there wouldn't be a recap, but it seems some of you are itching for all the dirty details.
So, for those of you who care: The Police reunited, Mary J. Blige had another crazy, emotional breakdown, John Mayer dissed Ryan Seacrest in Japanese, Scarlett Jo neither confirmed nor denied her slutty love affair with JT, and Fergie wore a dress made completely out of tin foil.
Let us know if we missed anything.
Editorial Director
um, Bee didn't get shafted — she took home the Grammy for Best Contemporary R&B Album for B'day.
Wake up.
The Grammys sucked…as usual.
Five awards to the ChixieDicks for a suckass song that never received airplay. Has anyone ever heard that song on the radio? Nope, and you never will. Not because of their politics, but because they are banal and mediocre at best - and that little one is a pig-faced fat fuck.
The rest of the show was like watching Soul Train. Aren't any white people making music these dyas?
Dixie chicks? How about chicks with dix! Whoot, whoot! YE-EEAH.