The Peninsula Beverly Hills, which regularly picks up five diamonds from AAA and five stars from Mobil, has a new gimmick that should have it stripped of all of its awards: a reality TV package. If your stay in Los Angeles is not complete with merely shopping on Robertson at the SAME STORES LINDSAY SHOPS AT, the Peninsula will kick things up a notch with The Peninsula Academy — because even without the 200 reality shows on the air, you might still have a problem getting a camera to follow you around as you get sloshed at the par. The hotel's package will "pair you with an Emmy-nominated producer (and crew) who'll follow you around to film you doing…anything you like." Maybe this will include a visit to the new Larry King Square? Once your visit is a wrap and filming goes through post-production — you know, to cleverly edit a storyline into a hodgepodge of footage that includes one mini bar, two blondes, and at least three run ins with Tara Reid — you'll receive your very own DVD to remind you that staying at the Peninsula isn't just a chance to be overcharged for a hotel stay, but an opportunity to embrace all that is disgusting about Los Angeles. [Urban Daddy]