Last week we called for your best IT Guy stories. Thanks to everyone who wrote in. Your tales of server issues, e-mail privacy breaches and jammed printers made us long for the day when we had our IT guy.

After the jump, the best of the best:

I am IT guy myself yes we know it all cause some group had to replace them mail room as the hub of gossip. So here’s my story: Once when I worked for a [redacted] based software an IT person was leaving late when stopped by a female co-worker demanding support at the late hour. After a few hours the problem was resolved but he informed her that he had missed a date with his girlfriend and would not get laid do to her demand of support. She then made a surprising offer to repay her debt, get him laid and fulfill a fantasy of hers to have sex in the executive conference room. After a good chuckle he said YES!! They moved to the conference room engaged in some hot action but before they could complete the task a cleaning woman began to enter the room, [so] they dashed naked to the open closet and closed the door behind them. They watched through the crack of the door a stunned cleaning woman look at the clothing strewn around the room, try [to open] the locked closet door, pick up the clothing and place [it] in the base of the podium, empty the trash, turn off the lights and leave. After a few minute they decided it was safe to leave but to their horror the closet door was locked and could only be opened with a key from the OUTSIDE!!! They began to yell but to no avail. They were alone in the office [and] the cleaning woman was gone. Several hours passed and [after] numerous attempts to open the door, they heard people in the conference room, then a key in the door the door opened. Three people were standing there: A security guard, the president of the company and the woman’s husband. He called the president in a panic when his wife did not return home that night. The president offered to go to the office to see if she was there [and] they found HER!! I heard the following conversation went like this:

Guard: "Are these your cloths?"
Man and woman: "Yes"
President: "You’re both fired."
Husband: "I want a divorce."

I have no idea what happened after that other than the IT guy is know member of Bestbuys geek squad.

Like Icarus, that IT Guy flew too close to the sun.