Perhaps the best description of the New York Observer's style of writing:

obscure pidgin-hybrid of Klingon and Upper East Side Douchebag

Even better: The same item this delineation comes from reports on former Gawker scribe Choire Sicha namecalling blogs. It's a lovely entree into the weekend in that gossip about gossip kind of way.

Irrelevant pink weekly to bloggers: Get Serious! [FrinkTank]