The winner: R. Kelly.

In the five years since he was indicted for child pornography, things have never looked better for the singer. And that pesky criminal trial, slated to start this week, has been postponed again.

With the success of "Trapped in the Closet," his last five album and three tours, who can remember the R. Kelly allegedly made a tape of himself having sex with a 14 year-old?

As Fergie asked, "Everyone has their demons. Who doesn't have their scandal?"

So true. R. Kelly's demon just happens to be a predilection for teenage girls.