The Long Awaited Suri Photo You've All Been Dying To See
We really don't have the words to express this first view of Suri Cruise. Gross is actually the only the thing which comes to mind. Totally gross, unnecessary, and pretty freaking weird. Whoever is responsible for this piece of shit is really fucked up.
Well, you can see for yourself.
Just kidding! See, it's not Suri, it's just a bronzed poo. (But it is "of" Suri Cruise and it's for a good cause.) The freak responsible for this is seriously more messed than when he made the birthing Britney Spears statue.
And until you start sending in your anonymous tips (tattle@jossip.com), your stuck with this shit for gossip. Literally.
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I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that it WAS the same guy who did the Britney birthing sculpture.