Earlier, we told you that Pete Wentz accidentally made it onto People's "50 Most Beautiful People" list. And while we tried to give Pete the old benefit of the doubt (he does have really pretty, um, lipstick?) this video has us even more confused than ever.
"I don't know, sometimes I just decide not to wear eyeliner," says the effeminate, skinny jeans-wearing musician. "And then it bothers people when I don't, and it bothers people when I do."
What's an androgynous emo guitarist to do??
The best part, however, is when Pete gives us (the viewer!) a step-by-step lesson in applying "guyliner," a look the Fall Out Boy seems to have mastered after years of raiding his mother's makeup drawer. The most important step, according to Pete, is to "smear it."
Which makes the use of feminine cosmetics products seem so much more manly, somehow.
[via IDLYITW]
Guyliner is hot!!!!!
Anything on pete will look good !!!!!!!
pete wnetz is HOTT man and guyliner is SUPERFLY so you don't know what the hell you're talking about !!
why dont you make fun of ashlee simpson instead theres a girl with problems!!
YA WHAT THE OTHER NICOLE SAID!!! PETE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
H - O - T SO what the freaking hell are you guys talking about? GUYLINER IS SOOO SUPERFLY
just like me
and dont dis the nicoles and kelly's future HUSBAND!!
and you guys are sooo mean to "accidentally" tell him that he made it on the list! besides he doesn't need some stupid list to tell him that he's hot…. HE'S HOT AND HE KNOWS IT!
p.s the other nicole's name IS spelled with an E on the end…. she just forgot it….
YA WHAT THE OTHER NICOLE SAID!!! PETE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
H - O - T SO what the freaking hell are you guys talking about? GUYLINER IS SOOO SUPERFLY
just like me
and dont dis the nicoles and kelly’s future HUSBAND!!
and you guys are sooo mean to “accidentally” tell him that he made it on the list! besides he doesn’t need some stupid list to tell him that he’s hot…. HE’S HOT AND HE KNOWS IT!
p.s the other nicole’s name IS spelled with an E on the end…. she just forgot it….
Omg i love Petes guyliner… but not many people can pull it off! He luks gud with or without it…love him!
[...] in short, I am proud of Fall Out Boy for taking a moment out of their busy guy-liner application to give MTV viewers something to think about and to do it successfully, without reducing black [...]
Pete is too hot to make fun of so please pick on Aslee Simpson and the sad thing is Pete also made the top 5 not hot men list I mean wtf he is the hottest guy on this planet duh!!!!!
OMG!!! anything on pete will look good, even if he is in a garbage bag and he hasnt had a shower in a month he will still look good to me! i love pete wentz and nothin will change that
Wow you're all a bunch of faggots that are probably all overweight and need to get a life instead of sucking up to some gay poser that would like considering himself something he really isn't,Like seriously how pathetic are you?
pete is sexy and cool i love you pete
te amo pete
Pete Wentz you're my men and nothing will chance ours love for anything…
I love you…!!! you don't think and know so much love you…!!! I like 4ever…!!! kisses handsome…!!! you're very hot…!!!