In a very New York Times style stint, this morning the Daily Mirror handed over their not-so-secret video of Kate Moss getting completely coked out of her mind.

The police slapped the London tab with a court order, forcing them to hand over the tape. The police claimed to be taking into account "the impression she has on young people".

Wait a second, though. Shouldn't young people be made aware that super models have to do, like, at least 10 lines a day to look like that? That way young, aspiring, models and actors won't just keep starving themselves with no results.

Newspaper hands Kate Moss video to police [AP News]
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