The National Enquirer Has Found Its Next O.J. Simpson, and It's Not Letting Him Get Away
 

National Enquirer exec editor Barry Levine: 'We have exclusive photographic evidence, pictures, videos, hard proof to further incriminate Edwards. He doesn't at this point know what we have, which is why I'm asking that we don't reveal too much yet. And which we will use unless and until he acknowledges paternity. [...] Although Edwards has this loyalist Andrew Young trying to claim it's really his baby in order to take the heat off Edwards, we know that's false. Young brought his wife and children to visit this lady Rielle Hunter. Now, nobody brings his wife and kids to have a nice social meeting with his mistress. It's ridiculous. [...] We're in this for the long haul. We're sitting on very exclusive material. Like a reporter monitoring a room they were in from 9:45 p.m. to 2:45 a.m. We had the big OJ stories, we broke the Jesse Jackson lovechild story, we unearthed the Clinton girlfriend stories. We'll stay on this one forever.' [Cindy]

Comments (4)

No. 1 · Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg

Good for them! As far as I'm concerned they saved our nation from the biggest jackass, douchebag of all time.

Thank you National Enquirer!

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 1:47 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Keith Olbermann's Ego

Can Edwards help it if women throw themselves at him? What's he supposed to do? Turn them down just because he's married? I mean his wife was in remission and everything. Cut the guy some slack.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 1:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg

Whoopsie! I take that back. If the NE had saved us from Keith Olbermann my statement would have been true. John Edwards is just the second biggest jackass, douchebag of all time.

Posted: Aug 15, 2008 at 2:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · hms

The BigDeal about Edwards is that IF he got the nomination, this would have knocked the Democratic Party out of the running for possibly the next 8 years. He did this stuff AND he decided and actively pursued running for president. What he did, as far as I'm concerned, is tantamount to a Republican Plant running for the Democratic Nominee. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that the NeoCons haven't thought of that one yet. Haven't they learned anything from Russia during the Cold War?
Also, why hasn't Edwards thought of a vasectomy? Doesn't he have enough kids? Nothing is a bigger souvenir of an affair than a kid.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 9:45 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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