New York insider guide UrbanDaddy describes new Meatpacking nightspot Bijoux, a subterranean lounge, this way: "This club is underground in both senses of the word, so all you'll find out front is an interrogation-room-style, two-way tinted-glass door with a bouncer hiding behind it. If you can entice the door to open, you're in. Just head downstairs, down the kitchen corridor (dodging the Berbere rack of lamb on its way upstairs) and through the door labeled 'private.'" Because a velvet rope is just. too. passé.