As you can see from this maticulously assembled chart, New York's celebrities are lackin' as professional capitalistic hacks.

Michael J. Fox is the city's most recognizeable celeb (or, rather, the celeb with the most "ability to influence consumer purchase intent")? And Whoopi Goldberg reigns as New York's most notable lady schilling for Slim Fast? The Donald's not in the Top 100, when nearly every episode of The Apprentice is an ad?

Okay, that one actually makes sense. Thanks to Trump's pushing Zagat's, we now use Michelin's Red Guide exclusively.

The Celebrity Trust Index [NY Mag]