Just take out your knife kit, hit the Jim Bean, and write the last note of your life. MSNBC has just explained how the world will end, and it makes bird flu look like a day in Prospect Park. Very scary words emphasized by us.

Behind every stupid girl is an equally stupid man — promoting her, dating her, interviewing her. For every Lindsay Lohan treating a Mercedes like a rental Grand Am, there is a Wilmer Valderrama creating a TV series entirely based on “Yo Momma” jokes. For every muted Katie Holmes, there is Brad Pitt, silently trailing after Angelina Jolie. For every Britney Spears, there is Kevin Federline, and a potentially limitless number of dim offspring.

Well, if we're all gonna' bite it, we guess we prefer "behind every stupid chick is a dumb ass dude" over "behind every great man is a great woman" for our closing statement. Especially since, judging by world leaders, there are so many more stupid men than great ones.

Stupid girls? Don't forget the stupid boys [Paige Ferrari, MSNBC]