According to today's Page Six, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are in uproar over a case of identity theft…with a twist.
A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has changed her name to Katee Holmes and is launching a porn career in which she'll be deflowered in her first movie…
Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, "It's really kind of sleazy, using her name like that."
A spokeswoman for Cruise said, "Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it."
Naturally, the real Katie Holmes is said to be extremely offended by this unsolicited "tribute."
When reached for comment, a disgusted Holmes reportedly branded her namesake an "opportunistic hussy," then waved to the paparazzi and marched into her brand new mansion to simulate sexual relations with her famous movie star husband.
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Long live Katee Holmes-the real virgin and from the sounds of it, a lot more interesting than that pathetic robot that Tom Cruise hooked up with to spawn a new collection of Thetans. How could it be identity theft- Tom's malleable missus is too bland to have any real identity-it's been all "purified" away. Besides, the name on her birth certificate is Kate-so there TomKate!!!