The One Thing Rupert Murdoch Cannot Buy 12 Billion Replacements Of, He Loses

Rupert Murdoch's third wife Wendi Deng is going to have his balls handed to him if he doesn't find the wedding ring he managed to lose at the annual Allen & Co. media orgy in Sun Valley. The News Corp. mogul had a few too many at the Lodge bar and, en route to losing his sobriety, also lost his wedding ring. A 15-minute reporter-fueled search — must obey The Man's orders! — failed to turn it up. Forbes's 73rd richest man in the world … laughing stock of the upper echelon. [Reuters]
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If I were the wife, I wouldn't be laughing. It may be a hint that she's next.