The One Thing Rupert Murdoch Cannot Buy 12 Billion Replacements Of, He Loses
 

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Rupert Murdoch's third wife Wendi Deng is going to have his balls handed to him if he doesn't find the wedding ring he managed to lose at the annual Allen & Co. media orgy in Sun Valley. The News Corp. mogul had a few too many at the Lodge bar and, en route to losing his sobriety, also lost his wedding ring. A 15-minute reporter-fueled search — must obey The Man's orders! — failed to turn it up. Forbes's 73rd richest man in the world … laughing stock of the upper echelon. [Reuters]

Jul 11, 2008 · 24 views (beta) · Link · 1 Response
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No. 1 · hms

If I were the wife, I wouldn't be laughing. It may be a hint that she's next.

Posted: Jul 14, 2008 at 3:14 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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