The Only Break Aretha Franklin Gets Is From Chairs
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First she gained a lot of weight. Then Beyonce gave her title away to Tina Turner. Now PETA is going after Aretha Franklin:

Music lovers may think of you as a ‘queen,’ but to animal lovers, you are a court jester . . . Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Please consider donating your furs to the homeless as ‘queen of compassion,’ Mariah Carey, did. You’ll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises.

We usually find PETA irrational and demanding. But as Stereohyped put it, "that's a lot of fur."

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Comments (3)

No. 1 · oakling

I'm with them on the fur, but I don't see how it "detracts from her beautiful voice." They couldn't come up with a better anti-fur argument than that, with all the research they have on hand?

Posted: Feb 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · hms

PETA is irrelevant. Anything they say will be ignored.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:55 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · hms

Heather Mills and Pam Anderson SHOULD be their spokeswomen. Classless, clueless harlots.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:56 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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