Ok, so since there is absolutely no gossip going around, we need to add one of our own celebits, which we picked up last night, while stumbling into our favorite East Village literati hang-out. Upon entering, we were greeting with a strange request. Instead of the usual, "know where I can get some weed?" we got: "IDs please."

WTF is this? we wondered. Of course we have ID, but its not like anyone in the East Village has asked for it since we were like 19.

"Jack and Kelly Osbourne were in here last night," the bartender offered up. "So the cops have been in here, checking us out." (We realize that Kelly is 21, but Jack is still 20 until next November, so we guess that's what our wasted bartender meant.) What really got us pissy though, was the principle. Since when does the NYPD care about underage drinkng? Especially east of Fourth Avenue?

Oh, yeah. Since NYU underclassman and underage celebs officially ruined everything between 14th St. and Houston.