Tired of scrubbing dishes, stacking plates and having boring unfulfilling sex? Well lucky for you, Katherine Gray has designed this "combination wine goblets-plates-bowls-urinal-dildo kit."

The giftset (designed to provide "everything a couple would need") is ideal for both newlyweds and international superstars looking to spice up their sex lives without getting photographed holding a giant purple dildo. [via Gizmodo]