The Prop. 8 Video Your Homophobic Friends Need to See
Though, why are you friends with homophobes?
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Queerty commenter Michael alerted us to this super-duper pressingly important PSA from the Upright Citizen's Brigade that all Prop. 8 supporters should see. It's important now that they've won one battle, that they be ideologically consistent with their beliefs and make marriage safe by eliminating the family-destroying, children's-tears-inducing world of divorce.
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Lame.
When people marry they promise, they make a scared vow to Our Father that they will stay with their beloved for the rest of their life. How can this vow to the almighty possibly be reduced to a legal contract. Do the proponents of Prop 8 have such contempt for God that they believe that, just as gay marriage is an abomination, a lie to Heaven is no less so?
1. Divorce should be illegal.
2. Adultary should be crmininalized.
3. Pre-marital sex, when detected should, require that the parties involved be required to receive extensive spiritual counseling. After that, it's prison time.
4. Masterbators should be required to wear a visable to all red "M" on their clothing.
5. Inter-racial marrige cannot be tolerated.
6. We must watch the skies to see if any other signs that additional measures are needed are conveyed. You can learn a lot looking at the shape of clouds. God sends messages in them.
7. We should sacrifice a cow each time an illigitimate child is born. And we should weep.
8. No Jews. No gays. No Muslims. No Democrats. No cars that get over 12 miles to a gallon of gas. No books.
We must must must return to morality.
How many fucking times do the PEOPLE have to VOTE against you fags - before you fucking get it?!?
California (CALIFORNIA!) has now voted THREE TIMES to tell gays NO MARRIAGE.
When will you fucking get it?!?
Thanks Lobolove. Glad you pinkydink agree with me.