Hey, ladies! Still stressing over that NYT article that says you're going to die alone, be eaten by wolves, and never ever find a man? Well, the truth is, the Grey Lady is probably right. 51% of you have been so busy with your insignificant, Sex and the City inspired dalliances, that you've been ignoring a crucial segment of the population: really, really old guys.

Think Anna Nicole Smith, circa 1990's. Think Sherman McCoy's mistress in Bonfire of the Vanities. Think Bill Gates in another 30-40 years. Think Drew Barrymore grossly making out with Bruce Willis after the Golden Globes. And, of course, think first and foremost of Mr. Hugh Hefner.

If dating much younger women is a trend, Hef's been "on top of it" for about 20 years now. The 80-year-old Playboy mogul has had one foot in the grave for the last ten years or so, and that still hasn't stopped him from banging a bevvy of beautiful women who spend their days lamenting the fact that Viagra was ever invented.

And now Hugh, that lifetime bachelor, is thinking about procreating with one of his three girlfriends. He describes it as a very real "possibility," never mind the fact that he'll never make it past the kid's fifth birthday.

So start your engines, girls. This one may be off the market, but there are plenty of geriatric fish in the sea.