Say, remember a couple days before Rosie stormed off the set of The View, never to return again, when her chief writer [Ed: Yes, she apparently paid someone to come up with witticisms like "Suck it, Hasselbeck"] was booted for allegedly scribbling a phony mustache on a picture of Rosie's chronically weeping co-host?
Well, as it turns out, "Crazy, Mustachioed Hasselbeck" humor is always funny, which Rosie discovered while defacing a poster-sized likeness of her frenemy during a big, gay cruise she hosted over the weekend.
A witness tells Us that O’Donnell trotted out a giant photo of Hasselbeck doctored up as the devil, made a “crazy” gesture at the poster and said, “Her only f–king credit was Survivor. Come on!”
When asked for a response, a teary-eyed Hasselbeck sobbed, "Rosie, I thought we agreed to pretend to be friends!" then wailed about how the ginormous picture 'made her look fat.'

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