The Return to Mostly Insigificant Issues of Details
What's so very, very upsetting about this?
It marks the return of Dan Peres' Details to straight-up gay coverlines. He held out for two months, which, really, deserves accolades.
If we held off from self-gratification for two months, we'd demand a street be named after us.
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Tom Brady has all the right moves - except, evidently, ones that enable him to tear open a condom wrapper.
He might want to check out the shaving article, too, while he's at it.
(That being said, damn he's still hot as hell.)