You forgot the most obvious compqarison — to a steaming turd.

Caroline Kennedy hasn´t received OPEN ARMS from the media, Sarah Palin, you lying wingnut, the media has compared poor Caroline to YOUUUU!!!!

You know Sarah touched the lives of many because it was easy to identify with a mother who has a daughter who is pregnant outside of wedlock, she is not well versed in "someone elses" central policy. I often wondered if Ms Couric would have asked Barack how many States we actually have in the United States, or maybe if he could do any better job explaining the Bush Doctrine. Actually when Sarah went on the explain what the Bush doctrine was…she was quite correct. And then the Media had a fit when Sarah was interviewed while a turkey was being offered up for someones Thanksgiving. Where do we think what we eat comes from? That chicken dinner, that omlet, that deer steak, or a great hamburger. How about that pork chop-ever seen a pig butchered? Well— get over it. We were created to subdue the earth and the animals created for our enjoyment. Next time you wrap your lips around that juicy piece of turkey-next Thanksgiving- realize that you are eating something made not for us so that we'd have pets but so that we can feed our children and our spouses.
It would be great if all politicians would step out into the real world more often and stop sterilizing every photo-op so that some fornicator can dress in pastels and get a 1200.00 haircut so that they can win a primary.

"We were created to subdue the earth and the animals created for our enjoyment"
Fornicator? Pastels? Deer steak? What?

I just may have to make the comments my reason for coming to this site.

I agree, Holls.
I wish I thought about where my "omlets" came from before.
Anyhow, terrific list. Charles Kane? Duuuuuude.

I'm hurt. It's not just Alaska that goes for the crazy. Minnesota (the land o' loons) elected one to the US Congress. So how could you miss comparing Sarah to our very own Michelle Bachmann?

…and with all her crying about how she should have won, I'm still waiting to hear what she would do about this mess had she pulled it off.

Care to take a stand on the issues, Gov?

@Mark Brant:
HMMMMMMMMMMM, Palin is dressed in the pastel, PEACH.
As for the 1000.00 haircuts, I do believe that is WHY Palin got the flack for the 150K wardrobe….because spending all that money was absurd, in reality she was MORE absurd.
Yes, it´s EASY to identify with a mother out of wedlock, I GUESS. I dont see anything wrong with it, but then I AM A FORNICATOR, so there ya have it. Palin runs on a platform (a styrofoam one) of abstinance, and sterling family, conservative, christain values.
Hucksters and con artists attach themselves to the Christian naivete, I am afraid.
Where there is smoke there is fire (and sometimes BRIMSTONE, WHAAAAA!!!).
I understand what you´re saying, Mark Brand, but not everyone buys what she is selling…and selling she is.
PS
The turkey and where it comes from was never the point. The point was the giant gaffe of a public official interviewing IN FRONT OF SUCH A SPECTACLE. Children watch the news sometimes, it´s uncomfortable. It was a question of POOR JUDGEMENT, just contant POOR JUDGEMENT from this lady, NOT HOW A TURKEY IS DECAPITATED.
As Letterman said, Palin can see Russia from her house but she can´t see what is going on 5 feet behind her-

Also too………. (as Palin would say, WINK; WINK; NUDGE; NUDGE)

Palin´s HAITSTYLIST got $1500.00 a day to coif her. So maybe you can SEE that a $1500.00 haircut, you know ONE every 2 months or so, would actually BE A BARGAIN compared to the Sarah Palin hair bill. At any rate, the argument of a DEMOCRAT getting a $1500.00 haircut no longer holds water when you are wearing $1500 Prada Loafers and $1000.00 Manolo Blahnik pumps AS McCain and PALIN WERE/ARE.
It´s an abomination, END OF STORY, as you guys would
say.