Cord Jefferson may think a certain Jossip editor is a jerk. And that certain Jossip editor may be writing in third person at this very moment to adhere to the constraints of Jossip style.

And still, we must take a moment to acknowledge Cord's lament on the suburbs. Namely, that the suburbs suck. And they do. We grew up there.

Usually, Cord's misanthropy is directed at washed up celebrities, which is funny and all, but making fun of Victoria Beckham is like shooting fishing in a barrel. Making fun of the suburbs, however, is like shooting fish at close range.