On Friday you and your friends were all gearing up for a 20/20-watching party to see Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook talk to Barbara Walters, weren't you? Don't worry, we all had that party, and we were all disappointed (actually, I only caught the last segment about why teenage hippy ravers are too stupid to vote, which was also disappointing, albeit in a totally different way).

However, the whole episode can be summarized in this one clip, which you and your friends watched over and over because you are turned on by Babs saying the word masturbation.