
Elisabeth Hasselbeck has been interrupting every conversation on The View that’s remotely related to childbirth, child rearing, and milk to talk about her own pregnancy.
Now, she’s continuing the marathon in the pages of Fitness, but not before she slims down and poses in a bikini for the cover.
Except given that a monthly like Fitness needs to ship two to three months ahead of time, and given that Hasselbeck gave birth six months ago, that either means these photos were snapped : 1) three months ago, which is a J-Lo amount of time to slim down, but still doable; 2) before she got pregnant, misleading readers about the whole possibility of slimming down post-pregnancy; or 3) three months ago, and went through a heavy dose of Photoshopping.
[Photos: Fitness, via People]

Why does every conversation about Elizabeth Hasselbeck end with “but I’d still do her?”