Despite encouragement from our families back home, we have yet to pick up the three pounds of Suri Cruise photos in this month's Vanity Fair. We saw the cover, obviously, and the random pics that ended up on the Web, but unlike analysts over at the New York Times, we didn't get the full sense of what a circus this photo shoot was.
Despite Jane Sarkin describing the photo shoot as "a small crew," the Times reveals that the Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Annie Leibowitz, the baby stylist, make-up crew, camera assistants, and on-call psychotherapist were not alone.
They arrived during a family visit that included 15 Holmeses and a gaggle of Cruises, including his mother, sister and the children he and Nicole Kidman adopted when they were married, Isabella and Connor.
We would bark some huge fuss about how Vanity Fair lied, they lied! But when they put the tagline "Yes, Suri, She's Our Baby" on the cover, we already knew this entire spectacle was going to be a pack of little white half-truths.
A Rich Coat of Gloss on a Trajectory Spiraling Down [Caryn James, New York Times]
Bleh.. Who gives what the times thinks, i'm still buying the mag.. gorgeous girl, gorgeous pics, classy magazine, and i actually want to read what Tom and Katie have to say, wich is new, because i usually pick up mags just to look at the pics.
What a gorgeous little girl! Those eyes are amazing, she does exist as most of us already knew, and personally I think it was right of them to keep her out of the public eye as long as they did. If it were me and people were talking about if I did or did not have a baby, what sort of things were wrong with her, and basically every aspect of my life with my child and partner, I would keep her out of the public eye and keep everyone guessing too. Good job Katie and Tom.
Yeah, great job Katie and Tom!!! I mean gosh, hiring a stylist for your baby is sooooo normal. And please, don't look at each other at all during the shoot, that would be great.
For some reason, I have a feeling that the Scientologists have let loose a bunch of blog commenters on Jossip/Mollygood/and some other sites too…
I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT THE CRUISE FAMILY, FAAAAAKKKKKE!!!!!!