Have you read that creepy New York Times article "Shhh…My Child Is Sleeping (in My Bed, Um, With Me)" yet? It's about this crazy new phenomenon of parents [Ed: Get this!] secretly sharing a bed with their children – sometimes even up until aforementioned kids are in the third grade. It's totally new and informative!

At least, that's exactly what we said about it when it came out six months ago under the headline, "Whose Bed Is It Anyway?"*

*Which we also made fun of for being unoriginal.