Yesterday there was news that Ivana Trump was a lukewarm supporter of Palin, because the two had once met in Alaska and they were both "down to earth." Roit. Anyway, today daughter Ivanka, she of the jewelry lines and modeling career, is starting a brown bag lunch service with ConAgra.

Because, right, Ivanka Trump totes sees where you are coming from with this whole "eating" thing, and she wants to help:

"With gas and food prices on the rise, more and more people are skipping the deli line and bringing lunch to work to save money," she wrote. "This is great, but all I hear is how boring a brown bag lunch can get and how people want something different, especially when they are stuck at their desks — something I completely relate to."

Wait, what? You cannot completely relate to that statement, Ivanka. You cannot even somewhat relate. You should have checked the box that says "do not relate at all" because you have never a) eaten lunch in your life or b) touched a brown bag, let alone taken out the contents of one, unless we are talking about a Chanel crocodile tote here.