On The View yesterday, new addition Sherri Shepherd (best known for such memorable performances as "Not Knowing Whether Or Not The World Is Flat" and "Showing Us Her O-Face") ventured into a discussion about in-vitro fertilization.

The unexpected result?

Finding out that Shepherd refers to all her frozen embryos as "my little boys" and that she'll never, ever donate them to science (Science to Sherri: "Much obliged!") because "they will stay in that freezer until Jesus comes."