It's not that we don't enjoy pretending this blogging gig is actually our full time job and it's not that we don't enjoy bringing you the latest contents of the celebrity and media dumpster each day, but you gotta agree: Suge Knight's shooting at the Kanye West's MTV VMA party is just so much more enjoyable when you can digest it without then spitting it out other people (that'd be .. you) to read about it.

Thanks for understanding. We're glad to be back.

(Oh, and what's this about next Monday being a holiday? Aw, snap!)