We hate to call babies 'hos, but sometimes it just has to be done. Especially when that baby has a set of parents that pimps her out so hard for the sake of their own career that she gets commercialized for the covers of tabloids and tabloids disguised as important magazines before she can even talk. Let alone sign a contract.
You all voted (and in what droves! Thanks!) and the result is as we expected. Suri Cruise gets pimped harder than Shiloh Jolie-Pitt for the mag cover fame.
It's probably since Suri took up a whopping 22 pages, but didn't accept any huge chunk of charity change or save any children, that it feels a little more like a publicity stunt on the part of her parents. Which, we guess, is ultimately the only reason she was "conceived" in the first place.
Earlier: Suri Cruise V. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Who Was Pimped Harder?
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My only wish and sincere hope is that 15 to 20 years from now, Suri, Shiloh, and Baby Grier will all grow up happy, and perhaps even hanging out with each other without the baggage of their parental wank.
Normalcy and happy childhoods. They are fortunate to have been born into such well-off parents. I hope they'll be able to have satisfying lives without all of this hub bub surrounding them.
Um, it won't happen if Suri is touting her Scientology Scat and dissing the others for not joining in!