Perhaps inspired by the seething editorial published not hours ago regarding Ann Coulter's most recent self-serving publicity stunt, Coulter herself has written an open letter to her readers. Below, a choice excerpt:

I've been participating in a charade for nearly eleven years, now. Quite frankly, I'm sick of it. You have all been a part of a sick joke that I began considering shortly after first getting on the air. At first, it was quite interesting to see how people would react when I would use twisted logic and poorly masked bigotry. But eleven years is a long time to be living a fake life, and I can no longer tolerate this falsity.

OK, fine, she didn't really write that.* And until she does, we're hereby officially joining forces with our brother Mollygood in an effort to purge Jossip Initiatives of any/all Coulter-related news. Does anyone else taste that? It's journalistic freedom. Been nice knowing you, Ann.

*In actuality, Coulter's precious website was hacked and the aforementioned letter was published by some of her liberal detractors instead.