First, stop addressing your audience as "blog buddies." Second, stop making sex tapes of yourself. Third, oh heavyweight blogger hopeful Jonathan Jackson of JJ's Dirt, do not send said sex tapes to Perez Hilton, even if he promises you the world. Under the guise of helping Jackson, whose name is supposedly not of the porn star variety, make his blog bigger, Perez encouraged the former publicist to send in some X-rated action. In exchange, new music labeler Perez was to do a phone interview with Jackson (pretending they had never spoken before!) and counsel him on increasing traffic. Neither promises were ever made good, which meant Jackson had one last resort to generate some press from his lurid videos: Talk to Page Six. The column obtained instant messenger logs between the two from last year, which, best for your souls and ours, don't appear to be filled with hot sex type. In any event, Perez is totally no longer on JJ's blogroll. Take that.