In college, the computer geeks are just geeks. They’re so desperate for female attention, they’ll auction off their computer skills for companionship.

But once they get into the workforce, everything changes.

What is it about IT guys? They seem to know all the office gossip and they’re always getting trashed at the Christmas party.

For the few attractive ones, the dating options are unlimited. They know everyone, but they don’t have to deal with anyone. Work is one big singles event.

We don’t have an IT guy here. Along with the free computer help, we miss the IT gossip.

So this is a call for everyone to send in their best IT stories. Names and incriminating details won’t be used.

Send an email with your best story to tattle@jossip.com; subject line: IT Guys Do More Than Troubleshoot.