Are you on the receiving end of the many, many emails being sent out to promote WOWOWOW.com, the over-40s lady website founded by folks like Liz Smith, Peggy Noonan, and Lesley Stahl?

The barrage of emails are now delivered straight to our trash can, but they at least make a stab at getting through the clutter by using email addresses with "real person" sounding names ("Penny Hemple," "Samantha Hutton"), all in an effort to get well-read sites to link to Smith's latest retelling of her coked up past. Or maybe the girls sending these emails are real, and in that case, may they be struck down by menopause.

See the spam horror, below.