Superman. Batman. Barack Obama. Our nation's 44th president is a geek, says Matthew Yglesias, because he is a huge comic book nerd. Of course, when Yglesias says "geek" he means it as a compliment, because obviously Obama is just like James Bond or something, so the fact that he reads Spiderman comics doesn't make him a loser, it's just one more of his awesome quirks, like listening to Lil' Wayne or being black.

So I thought, what are some other "fun factoids" about presidents that reveal unnecessary information used to prove that our country's leaders are just like us?

• President Taft was so fat, he once ate a bathtub.

• Roosevelt didn't have polio, he was just lazy.

• George W. Bush hates his dad, just like you!

• Abraham Lincoln was p. racist against Mexicans.

• President Clinton hates his wife, just like you!

• JFK didn't give a fuuuuuuck.

• Once the cameras were off, Nixon kicked the hell out of Checkers.