We're gonna go out on a limb and suggest that Angelina Jolie did not agree to have her likeness used in this ad for the Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center, under the tagline, "Nobody is younger than you." Lucky for the client, then, that the spot is circulating in Ecuador, where Angelina might have a harder time enforcing her intellectual property rights.

And the same goes for Paris. And Shakira.

But one thing the ad gets wrong, however, is that these women aren't going to "settle" into their wrinkles and let age creep over them. They're going to Botox their way back to youth.