This is What Angelina Jolie Will Look Like When She's Old, Or When She Sues You for Intellectual Property Violations
 

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We're gonna go out on a limb and suggest that Angelina Jolie did not agree to have her likeness used in this ad for the Xiomara Coronado Beauty Center, under the tagline, "Nobody is younger than you." Lucky for the client, then, that the spot is circulating in Ecuador, where Angelina might have a harder time enforcing her intellectual property rights.

And the same goes for Paris. And Shakira.

But one thing the ad gets wrong, however, is that these women aren't going to "settle" into their wrinkles and let age creep over them. They're going to Botox their way back to youth.

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May 22, 2008 · 50 views (beta) · Link · 3 Responses
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Comments (3)

No. 1 · The Sallow Thing

Is she supposed to look bad? If she looks like that at 65 she'll be in better shape than a lot of the plastic faced, fish-lipped*, botoxed freaks roaming about Hollywood these days.

*Artificial fish lips.

Posted: May 22, 2008 at 6:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · copyranter

Hey, wonder where you got those images from?

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 10:27 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · michoverde

Tha ad's tagline reads "Nobody will look younger than you", not “Nobody is younger than you”

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 1:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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