Come on, Vanity Fair. Haven't we already seen the half-boob shot?

Ok, granted it wasn't on the cover, and it wasn't a menage, but unless Scarlett Johansson has some "Lindsay Lohan is a dirty slag" in her interview (which we highly doubt) half-naked starlets are nothing new.

Even the backstage video (rumored to be full of giggling, girly fun) is pretty tame. Though, it does give some insight into Scarlett's cell phone addiction and Tom Ford's very aggressive kissing tactics. No barfing, no drugs, no nip … really, what's the point?

FAIR-NAKED LADIES [Bill Hoffmann, New York Post]
Earlier: Lindsay Lohan naked, on coke