Can we just make a new rule that celebrities aren't allowed to use phones?

While Tom Filicia's freak-out was not nearly as bad a Naomi Campbell's or Russell Crowe's we just feel like maybe there's something dangerous about phones … they totally encourage major spaz attacks.

A poor, traumatized reader writes in an account of Thom's "give me package or I'm going to cry" meltdown.

He was in Vegas with the Queer Eye cast filming episodes and he was on the phone with the front desk. Screaming and yelling about having to wait for his package to be retrieved from the mailroom.

Since Caesar's Palace is pretty freakin' huge it may have taken them just a few minutes to find this mystery package (which we assume a bag of Prozac). This didn't go over very well will the just about has-been star. And we use that term very loosely. (Come on, it's a damn slow gossip day … this is all we got.)

He melted down on the phone with Caesars Palace front desk over a 10 minute wait to get a package out of the closed mail room at night. Very rude to personnel, swearing and slamming the phone down very hard.

Still, we've got to give Thom credit for not throwing across the room. There are even more housekeepers in Caesar's Palace than Naomi Campbell's apartment, and the last thing we need is yet another immigrant dragged from their picket line duties because of yet another telephone incident.